///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // The All Powerful Array ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var daArray; var halloCycle=0; ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Fence layout and text ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var projIndex = 0; var fenceText = new Array( "Last year Roxy rolled through my garden like Genghis Khan through Indo-China|0", "This is the only thing better looking than my fence|0", "The fence features cutting edge design and construction|1", "A wire mesh was added to the back for climbing plants|1", "I couldn't afford Mexicans so I got Grant to help me|0" ); var gardenText = new Array( "Expertly contructing a Retaining Wall|0", "Backfill for proper evelvation|1", "Added bamboo steaks for the tomatoes |1", "19 tomato plants consisting of 9 varieties|1", "Garding against weeds|1" ); var mailboxText = new Array( "Note the use of child labor for this project|0", "Destruction is always the most satisfying part of any project|1", "Hey, does that look like a root to you?|1", "Hey Georgia Power, I got your appointment right here!|0", "Everyone is excited now!|1" ); var treeText = new Array( "Thanks to lightning, our poplar tree is a bit shorter now|0", "Lucky for us it didn't clobber anything on the way down|1", "I will not back down from any job where I can flex|1", "This will need some professional care|1", "Well this adventure wasn't all bad, I have more wood now|1" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for lauren's rotating pics ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var rotateLaurenImg = new Array( "/img/lauren/01.jpg", "/img/lauren/02.jpg", "/img/lauren/03.jpg", "/img/lauren/04.jpg", "/img/lauren/05.jpg", "/img/lauren/06.jpg", "/img/lauren/07.jpg", "/img/lauren/08.jpg" ); var ImageX; var laurenImgNum = 1; var totalLaurenImg = rotateLaurenImg.length; ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Montreal captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var mont_07Text = new Array( "For an underground complex, there sure was a lot of sunlight|0", "A bunch of goofy hockey players hang out here|0", "First snow I've seen in 4 years|1", "Andre showing off his climbing skillz|0", "A scenic overlook of Montreal|0", "Hypothermia always brings romance|0", "Just like Rio but a tad bit different|1", "With my little snow bunny in scenic Mont Treblant.|0", "Goo on a stick, YUMMY!|0", "Family, beer and razors. Quite a trip.|0", "The weather was a bit colder than Atlanta.|0", "Colorful Mont Treblant in the background|0", "We got home before things got too bad|0", "Its fun to color eggs|0", "English lessons and gang sign tutorials|0", "Where Mihaela spends her entire free time|1", "Space age design doesn't keep the wind out too well|0", "The only English sign I could find. At least it was the biggest!|0", "Our hosts about to take us to the Airport|0", "One last pic before we head for sunny Atlanta|0" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Chicago captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var chicago_08Text = new Array( "Oh the street life of Chicago|0", "Me scooting out of the way of bikers on the lakefront|0", "Lauren taking a breather|0", "They sure have a nice waterfront park here|0", "I too know a Reagle Beagle|1", "What other city has down town draw bridges|0", "Raising the roof...um bridge|0", "The fountain at Millennium Park|0", "Lauren posing in front of Michigan Ave|0", "I know art when I see it. And there it is|0", "Hey, I know that guy|0", "This mirror bean kept us occupied for a while|0", "You can see the whole city in it|0", "And you can walk under it|0", "And its a bean|0", "Lauren finshed her coffee first|0", "The Chicago Art Institute was showing Edward Hopper this day|0", "There were a lot of tulips in Chicago|0", "We went to the top of the Sears Tower|0", "Not a lot of incumber the view up here|0", "Lauren was giddy|0", "It took about 20 minutes for this to become a bad idea|0", "Lauren in front of the John Hancock Building|1", "Thats me traveling in style|1" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Outer Banks Captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var outer_06Text = new Array( "Quick stopover in Norfolk|0", "How to get mom to pay for dinner|0", "Two headed monster rising from the sand|0", "Its only Lauren who doesn't read|0", "Whipping up a little something|1", "Yo, check out Dre's web site|0", "Just chillin|1", "Check out the rave child|1", "Grandmom getting in on the act|1", "Nice disposition for having been buried|0", "Don't hire these guys to build your house|0", "Climbing up for a better view|1", "Keeping an eye out for the Flying Dutchman|1", "Don't these things have elevators?|0", "You know all these lighthouses have ghosts|1", "Watch out, there's a shark down there|1", "Quite a popular necklace|0", "Dude, where's my car?|0", "Its a family trait|0", "Its hard to look cool with your mom hugging you|0", "Molly visiting her cool aunt|0", "Lauren's only smile this entire trip|0", "Grumpy Grumpy Grumpy!|0", "Majestic|1", "Reenacting the magic flight|0", "It was a long walk up here|0", "This has to be where they keep the mini bottles for the flights|0", "Wilbert's final flight and our last stop in NC|1" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Spring Tuneup captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var spring_07Text = new Array( "Mile 0 on Saturday Morning|0", "Lauren at 7:00 AM|0", "Lauren at 7:30 AM|0", "Lauren at 8:00 AM|0", "Me and the famous Oreo cows of Rutledge|0", "Cows imported from Scotland have a slight hint of pete with an oak finish|0", "The owner was giving out free beer. Amazingly not everyone stopped|0", "Met my honey in Downtown Rutledge for lunch|0", "Sunday Miss Ellen joined the festivities|0", "Kissed my sweetie goodbye|0", "Left Oddie to guard the tent|0", "I lived off PBJ for three days|0", "A Native American Effigy at Rock Eagle|1", "See Rocks...|0", "Whats with the fence|0", "We went 100 meters out of our way for this so smile!|0", "The rocks form an eagle!|0", "Personally I think it looks like a swallow...Mount Swallow!!!|0", "Final tally: 67 miles Friday, 72 miles Saturday, 64 miles Sunday|0", "Passing the test!|1" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Boston captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var boston_07Text = new Array( "Boston skyline|0", "The nicest jail I've ever seen...|0", "Me on the duckboat|0", "USS Constitution|0", "One old church!!!|1", "Old drawbridge tower|1", "duckboat in action|0", "Go Sox!!|0", "Fenway Park|0", "What a deal we got on tickets!!|0", "Mattie, Mason, Linds, and I pregaming...|0", "Mattie, Mason, and I at the game|0", "biggest one of these bridges in the country|0", "Sam and I|1", "Walking home from the game|0", "Linds and I on the Charles River|0", "The girls at game on!|0", "She matched her outfit to our boat...|0", "Finishing the Boston Marathon...with a purse in hand!|0", "Mattie and I|0", "Crowded House!|0", "Still walking back to the hotel|0", "Our pirate tour guide|0", "Sam Adams himself|0", "Linds really liked old Sammie|1", "What an amazing old library!|0", "Tib, Mason, and Linds...after a hard days work|0" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Brag captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var brag_07Text = new Array( "Historic Downtown Columbus|0", "Check out the urban renewal|1", "The Chattahoochee looks a bit different down here|0", "We should have rode the canoe down|0", "Buena Vista rolled out the red carpet|1", "A local showing off his ride|0", "A nice hay farm that caught my eye|0", "If you squint, you can see my tent|0", "Civil War monuments just jump out at you here|0", "This was a unofficial stop but still nice to see|0", "I'm thinking they used my dad for the model here|0", "The monument at the Andersonville Civil War Museum|0", "It didn't show in the pic but there is water running from his hand|0", "A recreation of the prisoner camp|0", "The entrance to the graveyard|0", "Almost a third of the prisoners that entered the camp died here|0", "Central Georgia had some nice swamps|0", "I wasn't about to be done in by rain|0", "The wild chickens of Fitzgerald Georgia are shy|0", "Downtown Douglas Georgia. Had a great time here|0", "One of our rest stops. Some stayed longer than others|0", "This dude totally punked me. Next time I take Oddie|0", "Crossing the Savannah River|0", "I felt great once I stopped riding|1", "Filled up and chilled out at the home of the Sand Gnat's|1", "Hey, check out the old man's beard|0", "Cheers to BRAG riders everywhere|0", "Time to catch up on the real world|1" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Savannah captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var sav_07Text = new Array( "The Savannah River minus the green dye|0", "Lauren in front of the Foley House Inn|1", "Thats our room up there|1", "Lauren in front of the Court House|0", "There are a lot of cool statues in this town|0", "I had to carb up after my ride|0", "The drinks were starting to get to Lauren|0", "So she crashed out for an hour or five|0", "Dark and mysterious -- Like a good Scotch|1", "Breakfast at the Bed and Breakfast|0", "True story, the waitress brought me bacon from her home to go with my coffee|1", "Lauren bought so much stuff that I needed help carrying it|1", "I wonder how much they want for that boat|1", "There was a traveling Nam memorial in town|1", "Lauren doing more shopping|0", "Dude, I feel important|1", "Our B&B was across from Chippewa Square|0", "Shrimp Stew, Shrip BBQ, Shrip Cocktail, Shrip Gumbo, Shrimp Bisque...|1", "Stopping by to drop some stuff off|1", "The Foley Inn had free port wine. You know I had some|0", "Lauren in lovely Forsyth Park|0", "These are some nice statues|0", "We spent a lot of time on the river walk|0", "Very scenic at night too. And the bars dont close at midnight|1", "The sun set on our Savannah stay|0", "We went to Tybee Island the next day to check it out|1", "It took about 20 minutes to see everything|0", "One last photo before we rotated back to the real world|0" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for Maine captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var maine_07Text = new Array( "My first taste of Lobstas was at Red's Eats in Wisscaset|0", "You can't quite see Ft Lauderdale from Booth Bay Harbor...|0", "Dad's wearing yellow so everyone can see him in the fog, not just hear him|0", "Lauren checking out the view from our hotel|0", "Our hotel came complete with a blue berry patch|0", "Mom and Dad posing in front of the Ram Island Lighthouse|0", "Thats me annoying the baby duck|0", "Dad taking a beer break at Ocean Point|0", "Lauren got tired of sight seeing|0", "I drank a lot of Ship Yaad|0", "This is the dock of our hotel|0", "Having a beer before the Cabbage Island Ferry comes|0", "The locals prepping our food|0", "A bad time to for Lauren to drop the vegetarian thing|0", "Dad scoring us some to-go orders|0", "We stopped in Historic Hallowell on the way home. Good antiques here|1", "There were having a festival that day|0", "Built a bat box for Mom & Dad|1", "Best bat condo in town|1", "Lauren sampling the local brew|0", "We loaded up some supplies|0", "Visited the Metropolitan Skowhegan Area|0", "Lauren checking out the hydro plant|0", "Skowhegan is on the mighty Kennebec River|0", "I saved this little birdie's life|0", "Mom putting the picked blue berries to good use|1", "As you can see, they live on top of a mountain|0", "We stopped by Long Lake to see Lauren's Family|0", "Thats me torturing Lauren on the swing|1", "Taxi service for ice cream|0" ); ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Used for New Mexico captions ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// var newmex_07Text = new Array( "The two hour time shift helped Lauren get out of bed before noon|0", "Our morning ritual|1", "Its not safe to get too close to these things|1", "The artistic process at work|1", "After I did this it rained for three days straight|0", "I didn't see any coyotes chasing roadrunners but since there was an anvil they had to be close|0", "Since it hasn't blown up yet it must be safe|0", "The view from work|0", "These guys actually want to move out here|0", "Lauren needs a good hat|0", "So she doesn't suffer heat stroke|0", "In Santa Fe there is no junk, just art waiting to happen|0", "Its hard to find a comfortable place to sit out here|0", "Are ghosts mad when their towns become tourist traps|0", "This is Auntie Ellen's pad where we crashed|0", "I'm ready if this thing falls. Just like the cartoons!|0", "We stopped for a smoke on the way to Los Alamos|0", "Just when I got used to the desert we entered an Oasis|0", "Mark showing us the finer points of cave dwelling|0", "Loft living in pre-colonial New Mexico|1", "Its a dry heat|0", "Guys, its not that high. We can make it!|0", "That altitude thing is no joke. This climb was tuff|0", "I had to watch Lauren every second so she wouldn't trip|0", "So how did they get their kegs up here?|0", "My audition tape for the new Crocodile Hunter|0", "We finally made it to Los Alamos|0", "Not everyone was as enthused|0", "Traded in the golden retriever for three chiwawas|0", "Out here, tumble weeds are everywhere|0", "I found out that if you drink the Aliens' beer, they leave you alone|0", "I wonder how these dogs got so spoiled|1", "Us trying to get Ellen fired|0", "If there are only two things you can eat, why does it take 20 minutes to choose?|0" ); var stsimons_08Text = new Array( "First day we had lunch at the Tourist Trap|0", "Note our matching drinks|0", "Got some relaxing in|0", "Lauren loved our balcony|0", "This is the B&B we stayed at|0", "It was just two blocks from the ocean|0", "Thats the St Simons Lighthouse|0", "The sun setting on our frist day|0", "I wanted to ride over this bridge but it wasn't on the route|0", "The lighthouse had just kicked into action|0", "This was a very popular spot for fishing|0", "Next day I got to cross the bridge|0", "Its much faster in a car|0", "We were heading for the beach at Jekyll Island|0", "We stopped by to see the Sea Turtle Rescue Center|0", "Its hard to get Lauren to read a book|0", "This guy had a bad leg|0", "The first administrative building of Jekyll Island|0", "Its in a bit of disrepair|0", "Nice that it had two stories though|1", "They also had a lot of nice bike paths here|0", "Figured these guys wouldn't mind|0", "Sho was a lot of drift wood around here|0", "Made for a nice seat though|0", "The island is very under developed|0", "We climbed the St Simons Lighthouse|1", "Nice view from up here|0", "A big storm was rolling in|0", "This poor lady had to climb up and lock everything|0", "Just made it out of the rain|0", "Me chilaxing in the museum|0", "Don't touch anything!|0" ); var stlucia_1Text = new Array( "|1","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|1","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0", "|0","|0","|0","|0","|1","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0", "|1","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0" ); var stlucia_2Text = new Array( "|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0", "|1","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|1","|1","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0", "|0","|0","|0","|0","|0","|0" ); var drive_08Text = new Array( "This feels familiar|0", "Good to see these guys getting out|0", "Nice under water Kwanzaa vibe|0", "Bellingrath made Lauren a bit sleepy|0", "Fort Condé and the Mobile sky line|0", "Lauren checking out the rooms here|0", "The jail cell feels familiar too|0", "The ghosts of the USS Alabama|0", "Guess the boat aint going anywhere|0", "Good thing Lauren didn't trip and knock these over|0", "Lauren brushing up on her scuba cert|0", "I always end up in these things|0", "Check out the guns|1", "This is my favorite pic from the trip|0", "Me driving the sub|0", "The periscope actually worked|0", "I had a couple of these in New Orleans|0", "This sho beats Daytona|0", "If you're into diet and exercise, stay out of New Orleans|1", "Made it to the Alamo in record time|1", "Texas was a bit colder than Louisiana|0", "I really enjoyed the River Walk|0", "Cashed in our hotel points for this sweet view|1", "St Anthony didn't look as cold Lauren|1", "This is west Texas, WOOHOO! They aint joking when they say always keep the tank above half.|0", "You never know who is watching you in Roswell|1", "Lauren checking out the Alien research center|0", "Can you believe the US Government supressed all this|0" ); var ragbrai_09Text = new Array( "I just ooze confidence|0", "Its official|0", "Downtown Omaha|1", "You see a lot of this in Iowa|0", "RAGBRAI invades Henderson|0", "Stanton putting on a show|0", "The coffee pot water tower|0", "Follwed by the tea cup|0", "Breakfast at Mama Rafael's|0", "One of the petting zoos along the way|1", "You're looking at 600 lbs of future BBQ|0", "I had mixed feelings about walking this hill|1", "Thank GOD I found some gooseberry pie|1", "This is not considered strange in these parts|0", "I'll be seeing you later between two slices of bread|1", "The rain was just starting up|0", "Greenfield had a dreary, depressed feel|0", "This should be an olympic sport|0", "I think Clint Eastwood got dumped under this bridge|1", "Stopped in here for a fresh cut|1", "Whats his secret?|0", "Some ballon activities were happening in Indianola|0", "Ellen & Dragos 4Ever|0", "Milo put forth the best effort of all the towns this year|0", "The giant banana was everywhere this week|0", "You better recognize game!|0", "I scored three chicks at once!|0", "B*****S DONT KNOW BOUT MY BRUCE LEE TAT|0", "Our food outing in Chariton|0", "This is not an illusion. Those fry things were radio active|1", "Hey, anybody here bowl?|0", "Shotguns are allowed inside|1", "My stop along the century route|0", "The low carb diet hasn't caught on in Iowa yet|0", "The three lost riders all got back safely|0", "I feel pretty|0", "As punishing as it is refreshing|0", "John was the only one to make a shot in|0", "We had to fight the chicks off when they saw our toes|1", "Riding the storm out RAGBRAI style|0", "Did I forget something?|0", "It felt nice to be done, only I wasn't quite done.|1" ); var dc_06Text = new Array( "|0","|1","|0","|0","|1","|0","|1","|0","|1","|1", "|0","|0","|0","|1","|0","|1","|0","|0","|0","|0" ); var moosaText = new Array( "Our campsite in Bethel was on a river|0", "Not a good way to kill time the day before a big climb|1", "Screw Auger Falls|1", "The slow water on the outlet side of Moose Cave|0", "You can see the giant granite chunk that fell to make Moose Cave|0", "Two loons doing loon type activities|0", "Our campsite in Errol NH was also on a river. I got a good spot|0", "Our campsite was tranquil|0", "The Magalloway River ran through Errol, a canoeing destination.|0", "We had some krunk entertainment that night|0", "Dixiville Notch Water Falls after a 30% chance of rain|0", "I couldn't see the top of the mountain until I was at the top|0", "This resort wanted no part of us|0", "These goats had a nice place|1", "The bridge to Park de la Gorge, Coaticook|0", "I got in some touristing|1", "Our goal was to get to the suspension bridge over the gorge|0", "Me trying to look disinguished|1", "Good view from here|0", "The hydro electric damn|0", "Two electric generators at work|0", "The ladies of Notre Dame des Bois serving us dinner|0", "When I rolled into town it was clear. Things here change for the worse really fast|0", "Crossing back into the US with my special border outfit|0", "Arnold Pond on the US side. Took a quick breather here|0", "This was the view from the Longfellow restaurant, Kingfield|0", "Kids were actually swimming when I arrived|0", "If you can't get a giant rock out of your yard you have to paint it. Its a rule|0", "Lunch break at Small Falls State Park|1", "Me soaking up a little sun|1", "Andrew, Moosa volunteer and part time park guide, chowing down on a power bar|0", "Cold but refreshing|1", "Scenic Lake Rangeley right before the sky fell|0", "A quick photo after breakfast at the Ginger Bread House|0", "Scenic Lake Rangeley the next day and from the west. Our only completely sunny day of the trip|0", "Nice rest stop on the last day at Coos Canyon|1", "Good place to climb around and kill time|0", "This rock looks like a skull to me|1", "Paul Bunyan welcoming us to Rumford|1", "A lobstah lunch awaited at home|0" ); var cumberlandText = new Array( "Lauren killing some time on Amelia Island|0", "I told her this vacation was a cruise|0", "Greyfield is really tucked away|0", "This is where the magic happened|0", "The only transportation available to us|1", "Cumberland Island had more horses than people|0", "You got to be loaded to have a house here|0", "The hotel gave us a nature tour by pickup truck|1", "And this is us chillin on the hotel stairs|0", "You have to watch where you walk here|0", "Dinner required a jacket and cocktail dress|0", "The beach wasn't crowded|0", "The food was yummy|1", "Easy to relax around here|0", "There was an army base next to the island|0", "This hill could use some condos|0", "These guys were gossiping about the oil spill|0", "The live oaks die when overtaken by the dunes|0", "Crusin to the old Dungenous ruins|1", "Its a fixer upper now|0", "These guys are lucky they aren't in Maine|0", "Can't get away from these guys|0", "The Cumberland Island Airport|0", "Just taking in the sights|0" );